Louder than Cats.

The Smiths may soon get the Mamma Mia! treatment, as a musical is in the works based on their oeuvre, with plans to feature more than 20 rearranged Smiths songs. Given the number of kids who, like me, found The Smiths in high school and also did musical theatre in high school, this was perhaps inevitable.

Starring William, as the Boy with a Thorn in His Side. Will must steer clear of the Vicar in a Tutu, as he desperately attempts to get some "hand in glove" behind the fountain. Act I closes with a soaring rendition of "How Soon Is Now?" sung by Kristin Chenoweth.