If you're feeling Dylanish.

And aren’t we all. Establishing once and for all that no one posts it slower. At least one of these is not true.

Radio Dylan: Dylan to host an XM satellite radio show. No word yet on whether he's been asked to share the mic with Jackie Martling.

Jazz-hands Dylan: In the great tradition of ABBA, Billy Joel, and the Smiths, a new Twyla Tharp-directed musical based on Dylan’s oeuvre is in the works, opening next month in San Diego.

Lost Dylan: Dylan reportedly was separated from his iPod, and his playlist was offloaded and posted.

Action Dylan: Barbie will soon be able to canoodle with the rock star in her dream house, as Mattel has planned a Ken-style posable figure modeled on the singer.

Fifth Beatle Dylan: Some guy (literally) has put five mintues of Eat the Document --- the Lennon/Dylan cab ride --- up at Google video. "I only know the lesser-knowns," sez Bob. John does not throw up.

Lord Dylan: John Schaefer, host of the WNYC program Soundcheck, last month spent a bit of time disucssing a new musical based on the life and work of Lord Buckley. Now go spend a bit of time staring at Bringing It All Back Home.